My apologies. I've written precisely squat in the last few months. I'm having a tough time acheiving a work/parenting/life balance, and any creative thoughts in my head tend to shrivel and die long before I find time to write them down. However, I've had such fun writing Jacob and Selmak in the past (here, although it's S/D ship and thus not a suitable read for Gen Fic Day), that I couldn't resist Fig's Jacob Alphabet Soup when amaranthtraces pointed it out to me.
I was going to attempt something deep and profound. Really. I was. Sadly, I ran out of time and energy and thus you have my standard fluffy attempt at humour instead. Hope it amuses.